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Recipe by: Fluffy Bunnies Uploaded by Drimble Wedge

  • 4 cups cranberry juice
  • 12 cinnamon sticks
  • 4 cups apple cider
  • 2 cup sparkling apple cider-pomegranate
  • 1 orange, studded with whole cloves
  • 2 apples, cored and sliced
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar

Mix juice, cider, and sparkly stuff in a crock pot. Add cinnamon sticks, clove studded orange, and apple slices. Simmer mixture (on medium or high) from about 5 am until dinner time. Serve hot, preferably with an accompaniment of slightly melty vanilla ice cream.

But you stud the fuck out of that orange. You have to make it look like a porcupine. I occasionally add some fresh mint to the glasses after it's poured out and it tastes awesome. I throw in peels sometimes, too. And you can just use like, 5 cups apple cider and a little POM pomegranate juice thing if the sparkly apple cider stuff isn't your cup of tea wassail.

E: I've been told it's good with rum for you people who have to add alcohol to everything.