Sir John Eh at 18:42, 21 July 2008

2008-07-21T18:42:25Z

Jiran: New page: http://stopfuckingposting.com/www.gbsfood.com/1517601/ Category:Recipes_Still_Needed_From_GBSFoods

2008-03-01T22:42:26Z

New page: http://stopfuckingposting.com/www.gbsfood.com/1517601/ Category:Recipes_Still_Needed_From_GBSFoods

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		+	==Preamble==
		+	I came into the kitchen the other day to find my girlfriend doing something disturbing: she was gleefully watching small animals blow up in the microwave.
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		+	The result was astonishing: All the flavor of creme brulee and cotton candy, but without the need for a blow torch (shame, really). So without any further ado, I present my new-found favorite cheap-ass dessert: Peeps Brulee!
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		+	==Method==
		+	[[image:pebr01.jpg]]
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		+	First, select the choicest Peep from the box. Most Peeps are wrapped in packages of six, so if you somehow screw up your first attempt, relax: You'll have five more tries before you have to admit you're inept.
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		+	[[image:pebr02.jpg]]
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		+	Place your favorite little guy on a small saucer, salad dish or Dale Earnhardt commemorative collector's plate. Make sure the plate is microwave-safe; otherwise, you'll end up with something resembling Jeff Goldblum in the 1980s remake of The Fly.
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		+	[[image:pebr03.jpg]]
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		+	Admire the innocence and simplicity that the Peep represents...
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		+	[[image:pebr04.jpg]]
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		+	...and begin bombarding it with delicious radiation!
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		+	[[image:pebr05.jpg]]
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		+	Set the microwave to cook on High (does anybody EVER use anything else) for 30 seconds (add 15 seconds for each additional peep). The magic begins almost immediately!
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		+	[[image:pebr06.jpg]]
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		+	Gaze in wonder as the Power of Peep is revealed.
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		+	[[image:pebr07.jpg]]
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		+	Ding! As soon as the microwave stops, fling open the door and greet the peep with fattitude!
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		+	[[image:pebr08.jpg]]
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		+	The peep's 15 seconds of grandeur expire quickly, and he soon begins the quick descent into deliciosity. Warning: Do NOT dive into the peep at this point, as he will kill you! If you have a candy thermometer (and gee, I hope you don't!), you will probably find that the molten core of this little fellow is about 18 zillion degrees centipede (of course, I didn't measure it, but I'm still pretty sure this is true.)
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		+	[[image:pebr09.jpg]]
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		+	Once deflation seems complete (probably about a minute), dig in with a spoon.
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		+	[[image:pebr10.jpg]]
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		+	For best results, do ungodly things to the head...
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		+	[[image:pebr11.jpg]]
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		+	...like twirling it around the spoon like cotton candy. Notice how the eye creates a delicious "I just nuked a baby animal" feel to the affair.
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		+	[[image:pebr12.jpg]]
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		+	Keep going...
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		+	[[image:pebr13.jpg]]
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		+	The bottom isn't pretty, but if you notice that the peep has soiled itself, you know you've done it right (the brownness is actually caramelized sugar, much like a roasted marshmallow, but inside-out.)
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		+	[[image:pebr14.jpg]]
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		+	As the peep hardens, you get a medley of tastes and textures: pieces of taffy-life stringiness, shards of brittle caramelized sugar, and creme-brulee style crunchy goodness. So now do it again!
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		+	Voila! Peeps Brulee: entertainment AND dessert for less than a buck!

Peeps Brulee - Revision history

Sir John Eh at 18:42, 21 July 2008

Jiran: New page: http://stopfuckingposting.com/www.gbsfood.com/1517601/ Category:Recipes_Still_Needed_From_GBSFoods