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'''ACT II'''
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Now that the natives are crushed, we are left with a large, mostly empty wilderness that we would like to transform into a great nation.
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Revision as of 21:34, 7 October 2011

http://stopfuckingposting.com/www.gbsfood.com/1539578/ Submitted by mofolotopo

A delicious reenactment of racial relations in American history.

For starters, we have America. In this reenactment, it will be symbolized by this baking dish. See the beautiful mountains, the mighty Mississippi River? No? Use a little imagination, for fuck’s sake.

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ACT I

For the first act, I shall reenact relations between the American government, represented here by a jar of coins, and the natives, as represented by these graham crackers. America’s natural resources are portrayed by a melted stick of butter.


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Uh oh! What’s this? The natives are in the way of America’s natural resources!


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Well, you know what to do, American government!

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After most of the natives have been crushed, set aside an area where the remaining tribes can reside.

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Crush that too.

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ACT II

Now that the natives are crushed, we are left with a large, mostly empty wilderness that we would like to transform into a great nation.

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