Chicago, Illinois

Catering

• Big Delicious Planet
  • Pricey, but worth every penny. They used to cater for my job functions all the time and it was always great. The best thing about them is that the food never seems catered, it tastes, smells, and looks like it was just made for you in a kitchen five minutes beforehand. I guess the best word to describe the food is classy! 451 N Elizabeth St Chicago, IL 60622 (312) 455-1019

Hot Dog Stands

• Gene & Jude's Red Hot Stand
  • Gene & Jude's...what to say...where to begin. This is heaven. This is it! I found it! It's A) Cheap as fucking dirt. Two can easily eat here for under $10. It's B) Fucking orgasmically delicious. I don't normally like soft fries, but these are so gooooooooooood! They're hand cut and this place is famous for putting them on top of your 100% delicious beef hot dog. And C) They have generic orange and grape "drink", which is perfect against those spicy sport peppers! My only warning here is don't you dare ask for ketchup because you'll get yelled at (and rightly so). 2720 River Road, River Grove IL 60171 (708) 452-7634
• Hot Doug's
  • Technically a "gourmet sausage shop", Hot Doug's is located in Logan Square and offers a multitude of encased meat treats. Though Doug does serve a regular Chicago style dog along with some other classic staples like bratwurst and Polish sausage, the real reason to go is for sandwiches like the Blue Cheese Pork Sausage with Creamy

Pear Sauce and Smoked Almonds or the Roasted Artichoke Chicken Sausage with Artichoke Tzatziki, Kalamata Olives and Feta Cheese. I would, however, skip the duck fat fries because they didn't taste any better to me than the regular ones and cost twice as much. 3324 N. California, Chicago IL 60618 (773) 279-9550

• Susie's Drive-In
  • Susie's is not for the faint of heart. It's dirty, cramped, and really mean fat ladies yell at you from behind the counter, but all the abuse is worth every second of the heart attack-inducing food. This place is famous for their shakes (60 flavors that you can combine any way you want) and their cheese fries. Honestly, the cheese fries themselves are so mind boggling that they probably deserve their own entry, but I digress. Basically, they're huge, come in a taco salad shell bowl, and you can throw pretty much any kind of meat on top that you can think of, including, but not limited to, gyros, steak, and meatballs. The rest of the menu is huge, cramming more items into this tiny hot dog stand than some full size restaurants. Open all night, or at least until 5 am. 4126 W Montrose Ave, Chicago IL 60641 (773) 283-6544

Korean

• San Soo Gab San
  • The best thing about this place is that it's delicious Korean BBQ open until 5 am! The second best thing about it is that it's not that expensive and the portions are gigantic. It can get pretty crowded on Friday and Saturday nights, but it's worth it! 5247 N Western Avenue Chicago, IL 60625 (773) 334-1589

Middle Eastern

• Pita Inn
  • This is a much loved and well known Middle Eastern "fast food" restaurant with a few locations in the Chicagoland area. It's very cheap, very delicious, and incredibly popular. Personal favorites are the gourmet falafel sandwich, kibbeh, and baba ganoush. You know it's good because the restaurants are always packed with people who come from wherever food like this originated (Lebanon? Armenia? You know, all those countries). This location in particular is my favorite because it's A LOT less crowded than its Skokie cousin and the food is just as good. 9854 N Milwaukee Ave Glenview, IL 60025 (847) 759-9990