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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;__FORCETOC__&lt;a href=&quot;/Category:Other_Guides&quot; title=&quot;Category:Other Guides&quot;&gt;category:Other Guides&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/Category:Baking&quot; title=&quot;Category:Baking&quot;&gt;category:Baking&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/Category:Bread&quot; title=&quot;Category:Bread&quot;&gt;category:Bread&lt;/a&gt;  ==Everything I know about bread!==  &lt;a href=&quot;/File:BreadByHappyHat.jpg&quot; title=&quot;File:BreadByHappyHat.jpg&quot;&gt;image:BreadByHappyHat.jpg&lt;/a&gt;  The order of the ingredients doesn&amp;#039;...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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==Everything I know about bread!==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:BreadByHappyHat.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The order of the ingredients doesn&amp;#039;t really matter, if only you remember this...&lt;br /&gt;
You&amp;#039;re working with two different elements - your yeast and your gluten - both of which are important for the formation of a proper loaf, bun, whatever...&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeast is alive, and needs to be active.. If you&amp;#039;re using dry yeast, then activate it - add a splash of lukewarm water to the yeast, and then add a tablespoon of sugar - mix it, and look at it untill it starts bubbling happily away (unless you can&amp;#039;t be bothered to wait that long - which is about 10 minutes!!!) then just mix it thoroughly and let it liquify.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you&amp;#039;re working with active yeast, then drop a block of yeast into the standmixer and add a tablespoon of sugar to it, and turn the standmixer on, and then go away for a while - when you return the yeast will have liquified, and that means that it is active like hell..&lt;br /&gt;
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Drop your flour on top of that... Different flours have different gluten contents, the less gluten there is in a flour, the longer you have to knead.&lt;br /&gt;
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I usually use 60-100% durum (which shouldn&amp;#039;t be possible according to some).&lt;br /&gt;
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Add your water, and add about a little handfull of salt (don&amp;#039;t be stingy with the salt).&lt;br /&gt;
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There you have your basic bread - this recipe is about :&lt;br /&gt;
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* 50g of active yeast or 1 package of dry yeast&lt;br /&gt;
* 30g sugar&lt;br /&gt;
* 1kg flour&lt;br /&gt;
* 30g salt&lt;br /&gt;
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Hydrate as you wish..&lt;br /&gt;
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==But what about the gluten formation?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Well - here is the deal with the gluten formation...&lt;br /&gt;
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Do not add your coarser material to the bread from the start - whole grains, nuts, raisins or whatever, actually get in the way of the formation of gluten - meaning that they act as some sort of inhibitor..&lt;br /&gt;
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The way that you do it is by first kneading the hell out of the dough (with your standmixer) until it gets a shiny surface - this means that not only has everything been hydrated, but by now it has actually developed the gluten, it will take about 5 minutes on low on your standmixer. The window-paning thing has always confused me, because I think window-paning happens earlier than optimal gluten formation, and misleads a lot of people into thinking that they&amp;#039;re done before they actually are....&lt;br /&gt;
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Then you can add your bran of choice to the bread, and let it knead in for a couple of minutes, or until it has spread evenly through the bread.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also - Salt - salt makes a difference to not only the taste, but also the texture of the dough - I think it helps in the formation of gluten, but dough with salt is much more pliable and springs easier back when pressed than dough without salt..&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways - you&amp;#039;re looking for gluten!&lt;br /&gt;
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Shiny surface = gluten!&lt;br /&gt;
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Also - the dough will collect on the hook more at the end of kneading, so just because it looks like it is a sloppy mess at the beginning, doesn&amp;#039;t mean that it will end out like that!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hydration==&lt;br /&gt;
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All the water that you add to your bread should be lukewarm (37*c up to 42*c, but just hold your hand under, and if it doesn&amp;#039;t scald you, and doesn&amp;#039;t make you freeze your fingers, it is about right - if it only is 25*c it doesn&amp;#039;t really make any difference, because it will still do what it has to do, only slower)...&lt;br /&gt;
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So how do you know how hydrated your dough is??&lt;br /&gt;
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You look into the bowl!&lt;br /&gt;
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If, after 2 or 3 minutes, the dough is collecting on the hook, but is still sticking to a larger area of the bottom, but not the sides of the bowl - you&amp;#039;re at 80%, which is about as hydrated as you want it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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If it lets go of the bottom of the bowl when you lift the hook out, then you&amp;#039;re around 50%, which can be ok, if your dough has a lot of butter in it..&lt;br /&gt;
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Smaller sticking to the bottom of the bowl is around 65-70%.&lt;br /&gt;
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(And you can also hear it... but that is a different story, and not scientific in any way)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Taste==&lt;br /&gt;
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Now...we&amp;#039;re talking pure bread! Not with additives, which can be fun, good and general win the heart and minds of lesser persons.&lt;br /&gt;
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But for pure bread!&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeast is farting a lot of good stuff out into your dough, the gas for the rise, but also estere - which is a good thing about yeast...&lt;br /&gt;
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Estere can taste of anything from rotten animal flesh to bananas - in general the estere of tame yeast tastes like.. bread!&lt;br /&gt;
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So the more bready a flavor you want - the worse conditions you give your yeast!&lt;br /&gt;
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This means - cut back on the yeast - and then let it rise slowly under harsh conditions... Shout at it in German while you&amp;#039;re at it, to make it feel mistreated, because that will cause the yeast to piss itself, and that is what you want!&lt;br /&gt;
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What I am saying is...&lt;br /&gt;
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Use 1/50th of the yeast in the recipe above, use cold water and use time... Then the yeast will develop a more bready flavour..&lt;br /&gt;
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You can do the first rise, and then knock it back and put it in the fridge - I&amp;#039;ve done that as an experiment, and the bready flavour improves until day 5, then it starts deteriorating, and at day 8 it is nigh unedible..&lt;br /&gt;
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(I did this by creating the same dough - exact measures, same batch of flour, same batch of yeast (had bought a kilo of active yeast in one package), every day for 8 days, let them rise at the same temperature (in the oven at 40*) for the first rise, for the same time, and then I put them in my fridge to store.&lt;br /&gt;
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I took them out at the same day, with 25 minute intervals, and let them reactivate on the kitchen counter in the same way (couldn&amp;#039;t do the exact same placement)&lt;br /&gt;
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Baked them in the same oven at the same temperature for 20 minutes (then 5 minutes for the oven to get completely temperature stable again), and sat them on the counter till they were all room temperature (here - I am assuming that resting time doesn&amp;#039;t impact too much)..&lt;br /&gt;
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Day 5 is best!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Moistness==&lt;br /&gt;
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Moistness is not the same as hydration - the moistness (and how long the bread will keep) can come from a lot of stuff...&lt;br /&gt;
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Carrots are good for keeping the bread moist for longer periods of time (just add a couple of hundred grams of grated carrot to the dough before kneading)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oatmeal is good for the same (make a couple of bowls worth of oatmeal, and replace flour with it)&lt;br /&gt;
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Grated squash is good for keeping moist&lt;br /&gt;
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and...&lt;br /&gt;
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Fats (oils, margarine, whatever).&lt;br /&gt;
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==So how about shaping?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Stretch and fold, because all of your strands of gluten are bunched up after using a machine... not really an issue, but some people like the look of something that has been stretched and folded a few times..&lt;br /&gt;
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Use baskets for rising (if you want) or let them rise under a wet side cloth. Alternatively you can brush them with milk constantly, but if you&amp;#039;ve done everything else right they will get a somewhat mutated surface look during the rise.&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally... bake them - use a stone if you swing that way (but do it at high heat then) or use a plate if that is your preference... I ususally swing back and forth, and use a stone, with bursts of steam in the oven (I just pour in about half a cup of boiling hot water, not that fucking ice-cube thing, because I want a lot of steam, and I want it now - not waiting around foppishly while drinking tea and looking at melting ice)..&lt;br /&gt;
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Steam right at the beginning and again at 3-5 minutes in..&lt;br /&gt;
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The taste of your steam doesn&amp;#039;t matter - I have tried some pretty hefty stuff, and it really doesn&amp;#039;t make a difference, unless you go to extremes (how the fuck do I get this fucker to taste of anything that I steam with??? Let&amp;#039;s try a teaspoon of ammonia).. Not recommendable, but your oven gets really clean, and so does your sinuses.&lt;br /&gt;
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All of the above is true for whichever kind of bread that you want to bake - the rest is just in the shaping and the namecalling of them, and sourdough is really only about getting othere estere, and some sourness into the bread too.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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